Project Runway episode 2

So....today I mourn for our departed Malan. He was so...such a....um, trainwreck? That child made up that story about his momma throwing his designs on the floor. Still, I would have been entertained by watching him (eventually) spar with Detroit and Ursher.

By the way, we don't actually call many of these people by their real names in our house.
Vincent= old basket dude
Laura= Sternum
Michael= Ursher
_____=Detroit (um, what is his name?)

and etc...just so you know how to decipher these episodic posts.

angela, formerly known to basket as allison, was made to be the villain this episode, which i don't really understand. yes, she is completely incompetent in the design world ("um..i don't really sketch. how do you feel about GLOVES??") and could stand to chill with the arts 'n' farts 'n' crafts. however, i still maintain that basket should have been kicked off. he completely cut her out of the project. i bet he would have been if old bitch would have grown a backbone and stood up for herself.

the lot of dresses were in a word: mediocre. i'm not very impressed with the design skills of these people (yet). kayne's ready to go home since his awful iridescent "masterpiece" was crowned (hee!) the winner. dude wet himself and went back to kentucky. malan draped his model in a big piece of poo (literally...did you see that thing?), basket's dress had a case of the judy jetson, and then there's the rest of...slightly flesh colored "masterpieces."

anyway, i'm still waiting for the big mystery tim gunn's "i'm going to have to ask you to leave" scandal.

until then....keep watching.