Day 5 (December 31, 2006)

we're in san francisco and decided at 3 pm we must stay here. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY LESBIANS IN MY LIFE. so after a stroll around chinatown (we're staying downtown) and a few phone calls, k$ and i were directed to a place (in san francisco) called The Cat Club, where it was Lesbian Night, evidently. god bless karen for indulging my love of women. when i said that i had never seen so many lesbians in one place, super-straight karen replied, "and HOT ones, too! i always thought most lesbians were like rosie o'donnell."
awesome.
there were seriously like a million hot women all dancing to "Push It" and "Poison" by bel biv devoe. i loved this place. they were playing that drug episode of saved by the bell on the screens as well as clips from a Soul Train dancer audition and the video for new kids on the block's "step by step."more later. i'm a wee drunk and our cab almost caused a ginormous wreck on folsom. one day i might have to move here. JESUS. i mean, MOSES.