celebrities are just dirty little assholes

so it turns out that this little badass from Full House (not only do i make fun of this show now, i also made fun of it during its original run...you could play drinking games with the "cue shitty 'here's your lesson' music" moments. not that i was drinking when i was wee...but i digress) had a meth problem (evidently, it's the new "gay," right after converting to Judaism *wink*) and was married to a clueless l.a.p.d. officer:



i guess that's what happens when you work with creepy dave coulier.
she should talk to james frey and moses/god/james dobson about fabricating her life story into a bestseller.

in other creepy news, joaquin phoenix was rescued from a car accident by werner herzog. did he just magically appear? how random is that?

speaking of random, your random chuck norris fact for today:

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.