The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

fucking right. i wondered why my mom always stayed awake for Walker, Texas Ranger.

besides chuck, crossroads just became my hero.

not the britney movie, fools.


http://www.crossroadsfilmsociety.com/

look at the new schedule. i'm so thankful that an organization like crossroads exists.

honestly, i could care less about Proof unless it was the stage production.

BUT! BUT!

Capote (!!!)--if philip seymour hoffman does not win the oscardude for his portrayal of one FUCKED up icon, i will boycott the a.a.s for the rest of my natural life.

The Squid & the Whale (i think i peed myself!!)--new noah baumbach flick with a stellar cast. i have been waiting waiting waiting for this.

Bee Season (eh)--kabbalah, spelling bee, etc.

Everything is Illuminated --
i saw this in memphis on one of my solo journeys into midtown. elijah wood doesn't talk much (t.g.) and the cast are all eastern european unknowns. unbelievably depressing and enlightening portrait about post-Holocaust reaction and living.

the end.