adidas trainers forever! chuck norris style!

yes. it is another post. count yourself lucky and hug a stranger in your celebration.

i wanted to give a good friend inspiration for her scary testing.

carrie--good luck on your comps. (i sort-of-know the pain of comps---granted they were only undergrad comps and nowhere near the shit you're dealing with. god i'm so cool.)

the only way i know to inspire you to kick some exam buttocks is to show you this picture. note: chuck norris is about to kick the BACK OF THIS GUY'S HEAD. how hardcore is that?




see you on the other side, future-dr. hoffman.

that bastard leonard cohen

Oh let me see your beauty when the witnesses are gone
Let me feel you moving like they do in Babylon
Show me slowly what I only know the limits of
Dance me to the end of love

happy valentime's day


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betty friedan died.

i'm saddened by this. is it the passing of an era? is it time for me to put my womb into a jar and send it via FedEx to justice alito?

ah, fuck naw. i am confident that the generation of women i am part of have learned a great deal from this amazing lady as well as the gloria steinems and the anne dudleys.


i'll drink to you tonight, ms. friedan. while many may be naysayers, you were the bullheaded pilot of our feminine frontier.

celebrities are just dirty little assholes

so it turns out that this little badass from Full House (not only do i make fun of this show now, i also made fun of it during its original run...you could play drinking games with the "cue shitty 'here's your lesson' music" moments. not that i was drinking when i was wee...but i digress) had a meth problem (evidently, it's the new "gay," right after converting to Judaism *wink*) and was married to a clueless l.a.p.d. officer:



i guess that's what happens when you work with creepy dave coulier.
she should talk to james frey and moses/god/james dobson about fabricating her life story into a bestseller.

in other creepy news, joaquin phoenix was rescued from a car accident by werner herzog. did he just magically appear? how random is that?

speaking of random, your random chuck norris fact for today:

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.